You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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