I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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