Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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