At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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