I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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