she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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