That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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