i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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