Who did Billy Mays play for?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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