Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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