I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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