Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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