Sponge bath it is.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Randomize
