Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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