I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Life is so much better after having sex.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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