Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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