I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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