Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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