I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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