at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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