I didn't shave. On purpose
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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