Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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