so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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