party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
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