I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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