He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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