I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I smell like Dick and happiness