ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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