It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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