if you like me you must not know who I am
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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