I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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