I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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