Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (540): View more from Virginia

  she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (540): she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love http://tfl.nu/im7c
  Replies (9) Good night (1393) Bad night (422) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama. http://tfl.nu/o21n
  Replies (59) Good night (716) Bad night (3575) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?! http://tfl.nu/jlrn
  Replies (32) Good night (597) Bad night (5919) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (352): View more from Florida

  Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (352): Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover. http://tfl.nu/82ke
  Replies (19) Good night (1376) Bad night (4607) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (985): View more from Louisiana

  when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (985): when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this" http://tfl.nu/g0yg
  Replies (9) Good night (2037) Bad night (6275)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer. http://tfl.nu/u6do
  Replies (13) Good night (5944) Bad night (1134) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): At what point would you like us to save you from yourself? http://tfl.nu/30aa
  Replies (3) Good night (1845) Bad night (596) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl. http://tfl.nu/cu8p
  Replies (7) Good night (1736) Bad night (632) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf. http://tfl.nu/v6hn
  Replies (7) Good night (2432) Bad night (445) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (989): View more from Michigan

  Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (989): Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn http://tfl.nu/8cqk
  Replies (5) Good night (462) Bad night (962) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever. http://tfl.nu/25nu
  Replies (6) Good night (1707) Bad night (340) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees. http://tfl.nu/3c2q
  Replies (8) Good night (1255) Bad night (340) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body http://tfl.nu/5oad
  Replies (2) Good night (513) Bad night (695) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight? http://tfl.nu/u33p
  Replies (4) Good night (962) Bad night (269) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (651): Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen. http://tfl.nu/o1qk
  Replies (2) Good night (271) Bad night (701)

Randomize