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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.

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  You might as well just give her the money now.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  oh fat girl friday strikes again...

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.

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