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(713): View more from Texas

You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.

(925): View more from California

I'm not gay.

(713): View more from Texas

Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?

(925): View more from California

If ghandi gives good head...I'm in

(713): View more from Texas

Its fine.

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(713): You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do. (925): I'm not gay. (713): Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me? (925): If ghandi gives good head...I'm in (713): Its fine. http://tfl.nu/3wbt

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.

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(832): Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now. http://tfl.nu/5w4p

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(340): View more from US Virgin Islands

well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt

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(340): well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt http://tfl.nu/yxfk

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(801): View more from Utah

He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.

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(801): He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often. http://tfl.nu/6bnz

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(770): View more from Georgia

You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.

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(770): You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind. http://tfl.nu/3qxe

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(343): View more from Ontario

I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time

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(343): I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time http://tfl.nu/okao

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(207): View more from Maine

I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet

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(207): I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet http://tfl.nu/5wz6

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(514): View more from Quebec

Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake

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(514): Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake http://tfl.nu/tx6v

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(330): View more from Ohio

Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...

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(330): Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late... http://tfl.nu/fji7

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(607): View more from New York

I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.

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(607): I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year. http://tfl.nu/ajj5

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(707): View more from California

OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS

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(707): OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS http://tfl.nu/54sh

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(908): View more from New Jersey

We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know

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(908): We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know http://tfl.nu/8q22

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(541): View more from Oregon

No worries I have vodka. Its always on time

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(541): No worries I have vodka. Its always on time http://tfl.nu/sdpy

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I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay

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(735): I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay http://tfl.nu/q11l

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(334): View more from Alabama

I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan

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(334): I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan http://tfl.nu/k05v

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