Sponge bath it is.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
we're so committed to being not committed
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