I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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