I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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