When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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