theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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