Christians are straight up FREAKS
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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