listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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