I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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