normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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