I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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