Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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