ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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