Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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