So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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