Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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