My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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