Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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