do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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