I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
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Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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