What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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