windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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