I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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