It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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