I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Let's get the cat blown out
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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