Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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